Do remember what bus you got on first. Memorize that number, that is how you are gonna get home. My bus? 26. Leaves Temple View every half hour. Incase you were wondering.
Don't just jump on any random bus, and hope it will take you where you want to go. More than likely it won't. Then you have to figure out how to get back. Should be common sense right? Apparently not.
Don't sit at the back. Not unless you want kids crawling on your lap and screaming in your ear. And it is a really rough ride back there.
Do sit in the handicap spot. There's more space for your feet. But of course move when someone that is actually handicap gets on. And if it looks like it's going to be crowded, sit in the front. It's a single seat. Then you won't have to share.
Do remember what time the last bus leaves! Cause if you miss it, you're stuck. You can't just go home and ask Mum to drive you.
Don't be intimidated by the bus driver. Even though they are really grumpy or scary looking (and I mean really scary looking). That bus driver is the only person stopping you from becoming totally lost. So go ahead, ask for directions. They are actually sorta really helpful. Especially when you squeeze out a couple tears and tell them that you are new to town and *sniff* are a little lost and *sniff* just want to go home. Then they might even radio to the bus that you are supposed to transfer onto and tell them to wait for you. How nice!
Don't try and pull that trick too often. After about the 2nd or 3rd time they might start to get a little suspicious.
Do pay attention! Look around outside, take note of landmarks, statues, supermarkets and signs. Soon it will all start to look familiar. Maybe. Eventually. Hopefully?
Don't panic if the bus is late. And don't jump on the next bus that shows up cause you think yours isn't coming, it will. Just breathe. It's coming.
Do bring an ipod or a book or something to do.
Don't fall asleep. Duh. Not unless you want to wake up with a wet cheek and everyone staring at you.
Awkward.
And the Novelty? Yeah, it's wearing off real quick. And forking over $3.10 every time I need to get into town is already getting old. I should get one of those cool card thingies that they just swipe and then their ticket comes out. Then I could be a legit bus rider!